Er. Hallo. I have a new typist, now. Just thought you all should know that. So you don't think I've been, say, abducted by cyborgs or something odd like that. Anyways. Though I may know where my towel is, that doesn't mean my problem of life have been solved ( Read more... )

*blinks* Well. As you all have done a fine job of singing to my cat, my typist and I have but one question in return.

It's May 25th. Do you know where your towel is?

As for me, I can't say I have a towel. Should I? *goes back to petting Lord*

Typist: Well, sass that, all you hoopy froods!

Oh. Hello. I suppose you've come to ask me questions. They always do. Well, go on, then. Ask whatever it is you've come for. Sing to my cat. I rather suspect he enjoys it, you know. Singing and fish. Tuna, to be precise. I spoil him greatly, don't I? Oh, but Lord knows I'm kind, and I know that Lord likes fish ( Read more... )

*frowns darkly*

I have been having problems.

With earwax.

And the acquisition of tea.

...

I need a bit of help here.

Dear Zaphod ( Read more... )

Sirs -

You are herewith formally and officially requested to STOP SPAMMING MY JOURNAL AND OWL POST. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Hermione Granger

Typist: Really, boys... I'm getting flooded with notify emails. Can we not do that... PLEASE? Thanks ever so much! *grins*

I do believe it was Draco Malfoy who called me a "right little know-it-all", last night. He seems convinced that I have an answer for every question. To my great surprise, both Harry and Ron intimated that this was true. I believe their words - in one form or another - were "I really wouldn't ask her anything, she might just have an answer for you ( Read more... )

I've been wondering, dear puppets. What does it really mean? What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? I mean, in your opinions. Or your typists. Personally, I think the answer is 42. But I was wondering what the rest of you thought.

As Potter cannot seem to put more than two words together coherantly without 'erming' and 'ahhing' I am the one who must make this official announcement for us both ( Read more... )

My typist had to study for some college exams and she wasn't doing her job for some time, but now she's doing it as I told her she'd be sacked if she didn't. So we come back over here, and I find out that Holmes and Watson are getting married ( Read more... )